Posts Tagged ‘The Onion’
Delayed Without Prior Notice
April 20th, 2009 by lifeproof
Sorry for the delay after the mustache contest, in which I was entitled to have the second best Nietzsche mustache. Therefore, I won a plane ticket to Prague, which was to be used immediately (i.e. right at that moment). So, I flew to Prague to get my mustache removed by a taxidermist in the city [...]
Tags: Businessweek Magazine, consciousness, delusion, Extremely Hungarian Mustache Contest, Franz Kafka, Heroes, Hungary, Kafka Airport, mustache, Nietzsche, Prague, Sylar, The Onion, The Onion News Network
Posted in Black Yogurt Chronicles
The Search is Over
February 13th, 2009 by lifeproof
Andrew Speth ended his search for his self at the age of 38. Search this!
Tags: search for the self, The Onion, who am i
Posted in PinPoint